Not much was missed and there’s not much to recap. So I’ll make it quick.
Simon calls someone who quit her job to audition, even though she couldn’t sing her way out of a paper bag, “sensible.” Then Ryan calls her boss using her cell phone and let’s Simon convince her to give the girl her job back. The boss says yes, but I bet when she gets back, they’ve emptied her locker and gave her desk to that guy in the mail room who’s been looking to move up.
A Puerto Rican from Puerto Rico goes to Hollywood. Also, mad cleavage on a bald, black girl, people falling and breaking cameras, a girl who met Jessica Simpson at an airport, and Tutti Frutti. Oh Rudy.
Ryan dancing with a guy donning 80s rocker hair, Simon refuses to allow someone to audition with an Extreme song, the windows fall on the judges, Puerto Ricans act stupid and sell ice cream, and then a gay guy is “gay all the way“(according to my mother) when he tells Simon he likes it when Ryan touches/grabs/kicks his balls. He’s actually got a voice but he can’t stop acting stupid long enough for Simon to see past the gayness and give him a yes. He’s actually hilarious. Kara, Paula, and I want to marry him now. Randy gives him a “whatever!” and he’s going to Hollywood.
Then some people are good and some people are bad and some people have cute little brothers. I think if you bring along a cute kid to get some attention, we should just forego you and put the kid on the show. This is how Idol would be if I ran the world.
A crazy girl from last year has come back to spill her new brand of crazy all over New York and it‘s inhabitants. She is called “fairly horrendous” and then she gives them all the finger. Then the tramp holds Ryan Seacrest’ hands. How dare you live my dream, how dare you!!!
Then Ryan is cute out in the holding area, dancing. Then Randy joins in and it’s cute, but I don’t like Randy in that sort of way so it’s only sort of cute.
Next week, Hollywood week! My DVR cut off just as Ryan was describing it as the most dramatic season ever. I hope identities get stolen again and people refuse to “do groups“!
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