Tonight’s theme, music from the movies. So I guess music that has ever played in any soundtrack of any movie. And according to Quentin Tarentino, THIS is American Idol.
Ryan accuses Ricky Minor of having stole his suit, and he wants it pressed before it’s given back to him. Ryan is wearing a dotted tie, Randy is wearing a sweater I think I saw once in that Fat Albert cartoon from back in the day, Kara is wearing one of Paula’s dresses with nothing on the shoulders, Paula is wearing a necklace made up of a big chunk that fell off of a spaceship, and Simon is Simon. He explains that only two judges will be critiquing each contestants because of the girls tomfoolery last week that ran us 5 minutes over into Fringe.
I feel sad as the contestants come out because someone is missing. And it reminds me of a story I must tell. One time, there was a guy on this show who was blind, and I loved him so because my love is also blind. Then he left and I was sad. True story. But the good news is that now my mom can stop asking me every week if blind people have tear ducts. And Ryan and Jillian Reynolds can stop trying to high five him and give him fist bumps. Also, she suggested that he played video games.
We get a nice long montage of somebody who has absolutely nothing to do with music or Idol at all, but whatever. I suppose Quentin Tarantino is awesome. What’s not awesome? John Travolta’s hair in Pulp Fiction.
Allison is singing ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’. Oh no. I love her so much, but David Cook knocked this shit out of the park. Nay. Out of the planet. It’s like the exact same arrangement as David’s was too. Simon and Paula loved it, and we don’t get to know what Kara and Randy think.
Anoop is singing ‘Everything I Do’ from Robin Hood. I wish he would sing ‘Men In Tights’ from the movie of the same name. Not bad. I’m bored. But not bad vocals. I’m not sure what Randy’s opinion on it is. He talks about this week and last week mixed together. Also, I got lost trying to figure out if Anoop’s shirt is Burberry or not. Kara thought it was his best performance ever.
Also, Anoop is single.
Adam is singing ‘Born To Be Wild’. I hate this song, but damn, Adam is hot. It’s very rock, lots of lights and screaming and Adam’s hotness. I’m glad Simon’s get to critique this. Paula stands up and screams like a maniac. Then the same thing happens with the audience for like 18 minutes. Simon liked it, but doesn’t think the performance was as good as it was last week. Ryan flirts with Adam.
Oooh Matt G. He’s all kinds of hotness. Except the forehead pimple thing that nobody ever talks about. He’s singing ‘Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman’. It’s quite pretty. I think Matt is my new favorite. Or maybe Adam. I don’t know. I don’t think I care enough to choose between the two. Or not choose. Randy calls it “interesting”. Kara didn’t like it but appreciates that he sang it anyway.
Gokey is sans glasses tonight. He tells Ryan, and the rest of us by extension, that he “got bored” this week and bought a guitar. No, he does not know how to play it. Quentin tells him to put his stupid hands in his stupid pockets when he’s singing. And tonight he is singing ‘Endless Love’. There’s a stupid harp and this is a stupid song. Endless love? Whatever. Danny of all people should know there’s no such thing. Simon didn’t like the song.
roarimaraptor: i don't even have good reasons for hating him
SweetyPi9897: i don't either
SweetyPi9897: sometimes i forget why i hate him
SweetyPi9897: but then i remember that he's just a huge douche bag and that's reason enough
Back from commercial, Ryan is sitting in in Randy’s seat going “Dawg! Dawg. We got a hot one tonight!“ He is so magical. Simon and Randy are in the background wrestling. Maybe over a chocolate bar.
Kris is singing ‘Falling Slowly’, a song I do not know from a movie I do not know. Wait… I think I’ve heard this song. It sounds sad and pretty, but I am so bored. This show is so boring this season!! Randy calls it pitchy. Gasp!! Kara calls it one of his best moments. Ryan rushes us to commercial, so we don’t miss Lil, but ya know what? This is the third time tonight I’ve gone, “Oh yeah! I forgot about Lil!”
This is a boring, suckass episode. Which leads to boring suckass recaps. I apologize, but if they give me nothing to work with, what can I do? I can only call DannyGokey a douche bag so often before it loses it’s flavor.
Douche bag.
HA! No, it’s still funny.
Ryan is out in the audience surrounded by screaming, annoying girls. Girls are stupid. If Ryan was in front of me, I’d be working his pants off, not screaming about Lil Rounds.
She’s singing ‘The Rose’. I’ve been hoping for someone to sing this song for years. So I hope Lil doesn’t screw it up. I have nothing against Lil, and she’s always good, albeit predictable, but if she didn’t show up tonight and nobody mentioned it, I wouldn’t even notice. True story.
Simon didn’t like it and he’s frustrated with her because she’s been the same exact thing every single week since she got here. And she goes on and on, to the encouragement of the sheep in the audience (and that damn Paula), arguing. Ryan gets that nervous twitch he sometimes gets, like, “Guys, it’s 8. Shut up, we gotta go.”
On watching Allison’s performance again, it was better than I originally thought.
Going home tomorrow? Either Lil or… Lil. God, I hope it isn’t Matt. I love Matt. But I forgot about him again, until they got to his numbers again.
No comments:
Post a Comment